Thursday, October 8, 2009

Wives just can't get as sick as their husbands

The dishes go unwashed. The dust bunnies come to visit. Somehow, upon seeing all of this, you feel even more "blah" than you did originally. Yet, when he gets ill, he can hide under the covers knowing that the house is magically running itself...

Although there are many different illnesses, here are some quick ways to keep yourself well during flu season:

1. Wear a hat. (I don't care what you think, my mother is always telling me to "wear a hat" and after getting bronchitis last year myself, I think she is on to something)

2. Wash your hands. No, running them under the water with no soap doesn't count. While you're at it, sing "Happy Birthday" to yourself three times.

3. Get a flu shot. Yeah, no one likes shots, and you'd probably rather buy new shoes with the money, but it is TOTALLY worth it.

4. Pop pills. Take "air borne" every day with water. This is a great way to keep yourself well.

5. And if all else fails, and you do manage to get sick, the quickest way to get better is to follow the man in your life and camp out in your bedroom, shades down, covers up.


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